This weekend, I was not eaten by a bear

I did, however,

"sleep" in a sleeping bag,

eat a tinfoil dinner,

roast marshmallows,

get bitten by mosquitoes,

read Howards End by a lake,

 paddleboard,

learn to play solitaire with real cards,

flirt with a three-year-old boy,

burn things in a campfire.


A real camping experience, Jamie. That'll be enough for at least a year.